(Footage of the TV-miniseries/movie It plays as the seven main kid characters take a picture together.). I have a candy cane in my pants for you. I thought you meant Nintendo, theAnimatronic Horse That Only Eats Toothpaste and Circus Midgets. I was overjoyed thinking no matter what happens, my mom loves me and wants me to smile. Announcer: Could that be Mom on Wet Banana? Christina,Are you interested in buying coin operated horses or spring rocking horses??? Pacifica and the San Francisco Worlds Fair of 1939. These were the BEST COOKIES EVER! ), Off-screen Female Singer: Chi-Chi-Chi-Chia! Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain - Was That Real? NC: Why? Four boys are dressed as construction workers and playing in the sand with their toy trucks.). Feel free to buy as many as you like. I cried so bad when I found out that they we're discontiued.awwwwww(tear). The new, funny-faced sandwich cookies. No product is ever good enough to elicit a case of the giggles (not even laughing gas can do that! Also check out the other =Food of the 80s?> pages. NC (vo): I dont know what this kids problem is, but he cracks me up. Announcer: You can dip and slip like Ricky! You might be able to sell it if you stop now! (pretends to toss the "ball" aside). ), Singers: Seasons greetings in our souls . Prince of Egypt, http://channelawesome.com/nostalgia-critic-commercials/, Its practically a staple of Christmas now, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Book Launch, The Top 11 Naughtiest Moments in Animaniacs, Critic and Nerd: TMNT Making of Coming Out of Their Shells, New vs Old - LOTR Animated vs Lord of the Rings, Top 11 Most Awkward Christopher Walken Moments, The WORST Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed, Top 11 Moments You Never Noticed in Ghostbusters. Crossfire! Puppies! Youre building sand castles and Lincoln logs! Something about them strangely gives me comfort. I wish they would bring them back. THE APPLE JACKS TEST! My mom used to put them in my abbage Patch Kid lunchbox. A Little Place of Randomness in a Small Corner of the Internet. Submit a link to more information about Giggles Cookies. (TV static transition to: Wet Banana commercial. It curbed my wasteful proclivity, but my life has never been as rich as it was because of it. (pats NC on the back), Dino-Rob: Fine.
In the 1980s, they released a delicious and wonderfully goofy-looking sandwich cookie, Giggles. And it kicked ass to suddenly see these things around. I was beginning to think they were a figment of my imagination! These were the best cookies ever!!! Barney: (sings while disguising himself as Santa before sliding down the chimney) Ho-ho-ho, Im h-h-hungry (slides down the chimney and then runs up to Santa) Santa? thank you internet! I have been talking about these to my friends, and no one seems to remember them!! They always smelled like cookies! It would take decades for other sandwich cookies to grasp the multiple filling concept, but modern offerings, while delicious, still dont measure up to my memories of Giggles. (TV static transition to: Ecto-Cooler commercial. I remember these cookies well! Any one remember Circus fun cereal? NC (vo): It was kind of cool, because it was technically two cereals in one. I may be pathetic, but Im proud. (TV static transition to: A Transformers toy commercial. Youve reached Santas hotline! Announcer: The ultimate challenge: Crossfire! NC (vo): Oh, this guy is awesome! This is a segment I like to call "After These Messages", (We then see a compilation of ABC clay animated "After These Messages" bumpers.). Its like the sperm of a sperm or. The fate of Armageddon lies in your hands! Girl 1: (commenting to another girl about a male teen eating the cereal) Look, it's Jeff Armstrong. (holds his head), Dino-Rob: (coming in) Aw. A group of male teenagers are at a high school eating the cereal, while several girls look at them.). Though I thought the commercial was stupid.
My husband was a bit unsettled by the British version, but now I think the Nabisco version was a little freaky too. Yeah, it wasnt a Mario cereal or a Zelda cereal. Announcer: New Giggles Cookies: Two kinds of cream in each funny face. Fraggle Rock puppets on the TV: Down at Fraggle Rock! They were the absolute best, wish they would come back! Kids: We eat what we like. I know. We had a good system worked out. See for yourself how a cookie could elicit such a response, when you click play below! That was the summer of Apple Jacks. NC (vo): I mean, I loved commercials growing up. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies! (We find our friend, the Critic, on his recliner wearing a white shirt that says "I O Donuts" (the O being a donut) with various food items (including a bag of Tostito chips and a box of Zebra Cakes) piled on top of him. The commercial shows a closed supermarket, where a worker is putting boxes of Ecto-Cooler on the shelves. My Nan always had these in the cookie draw that she didnt think my brother or I knew the location of, needless to say we did know and we would often theif cookies at random inapropriate times. (NC looks off-screen puzzled.) And my God, Im really going to give it all my might! Ha, ha, ha, ha! And nobody really understood. (LogOut/ The stickers were the best treat. (normal) I was fascinated by kids who had Chia Pet. 
I would really really really love to get my hands on some today. NC (vo): Ah, yes, the TV that actually encourages you to read. I ripped the ad that I mentioned above out. NC: MOM!! (looks down and picks up a school photo of himself as a kid while"Sad Romance" byThao Nguyen Xanh plays) Look at yourself. =o). It's just going to be commercials, commercials, commercials. You represent a simpler time when your last name could also represent illegal war crimes, or when your biggest problem was NOT collecting the latest action set. They seemed like those cheap duplex cookies, but with faces.
I don't know what the fuck this kid is on, but I want some. NC: God, is this the only thing to bring me pleasure? You were right, director of My Pet Monster! While I cant say six-year-old me laughed like a crazy person after eating Giggles, I will say that these were a good cookie. Not giggling good, but good. And that, my friends, qualifies as nostalgic. If only I had friends like you growing up Pop Rewind. The commercial shows an arena with a large crowd cheering as two boys play the Crossfire game in an action-packed fashion.). Good luck!!! The Cat in the Hat - Was That Real? Bulls! NC: Sandy Claws? He's not looking too good.). So, welcome back to the traditional Nostalgia Critic, where everything is back to normal. Announcer: Slippery wet fun for the whole gang! Of course they said "no", but I really wish there was a way. NC (vo): Oh, this ad was unbelievable.
Thats all a tree does! NC (vo): I dont think they do these anymore, but a long, long time ago, they used to have hotlines for everything. Jesus, what do you think? And for the love of God, dont invite your friends over to watch it. (An image of a dentist's waiting room is shown.
Micro Machine Man: (talks quickly) The dramatically in sail triply trim rebel comes with the real thing that holds 25 Micro Machines with fabulous fantastic features, two totally tripping elevators, real-working hoist, runway and two cargo arms. If you havent played this game, then you have no childhood. ITS FUCKING GROSS! :) Ebay account required. Girl 2: I don't know what she (Girl 3) sees in him. My Nana B used to always buy these cookies for me. Three Clay Singers (audio): we'll be right back! This pathetic loser? Oogie Boogie: (speaks off-screen while turning a crank to dump Sally and Santa Claus into a boiling vat of lava) Bye-bye, Sandman! For a cookie cream nut like me Giggles Cookies were a dream come true. He's eating Apple Jacks. Oh, my God, we could be drinking Slimer splooge! So, I do what I always do when I get really depressed. ), (NC yells skyward in victory as he is struck by blue lightning and disappears from his chair. A killer clown!". Announcer: Ecto Cooler. This variant had the chocolate wafer with a peanut butter cream and fudge. Hes taking fun-time just a little too freaking seriously! OMG..my twin just found these cookies online for me! Change). I loved giggles. NC (vo): Ah, Apple Jacks. . If I remember correctly the stickers were the same everytime but it didn't matter! I remember the commercial. They won't make these anymore because the "chocolate" ones look racist.
Kittens! OMG! The following are links about Giggles Cookies you may find interesting. It sounds silly, but I remember this being so much of a problem that my Mom stopped buying cream cookies. That all I ever wanted was to bring them something great! Man, I am so glad to see other people know of Giggles. Channel Awesome is a FANDOM TV Community. Background singer: Pop your basketball Popple! You remember these commercials, right? document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ). Turn the gas off! commercial squeeze 1994 dunkaroos I still have my old sticker album, so I'll take a pic of them and upload it. I would sooo by them. Shouldn't it taste like apples? (Beat) Actuallythat's not a bad idea. I loved giggle cookies whay do they always take away the good stuff. But I remember it was kind of a pain. I've been searching on the internet for smiley face cookies. I loved those little faces! So if you open both of them and poured it out, youll get double the cereal all over the place. (NC does a spit take at that line) It is! Grail Knight: You must choosebut choose wisely. Because, goddamn it, I like to think Tom Hanks influenced something in the movie Big. I have been telling people about my favorite cookies growing up and nobody believed me there was such a thingnot even those of my generation. NC (vo): Get this. They were so cute! Crossfire! Hello. I remember always asking my mom to buy these for me and I would have eaten the whole package in one or two sittings if she had allowed me to do so. What was unique about them was that the cookie was shaped liked a giggling face which was supposed to make you laugh! What the hells wrong with me?! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! But every so ofter, we as adults need to be reminded too! (shares his cereal). They were beyond the best thing ever when I was a kid. They should definitely bring them back! I even remember looking at the box and laughing at the happy faces as I enjoyed them! You know how they say something is so boring, that they'd rather watch grass grow? Announcer: Get your parents permission to call Santas special phone number now. I do!! I had totally forgotten about these cookies! Nobody else I know remembers them. So get the Giggles theres a mouthful of fun in every bite. I'm sure now they would taste no different than most sandwich cookies by Nabisco now, but the smiles seemed to make them taste better. Its very big in Sweden. ), NC: Uhhhhhhhhh (looks around uncomfortably). Youre not a contracted construction worker! The 3rd Animated Titanic Movie (Tentacolino), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Old vs. New: Teen Titans vs. ), Off-screen Girl Singer: Help you with your training pants, you make me so proud. Giggles hit store shelves in Spring of 1985. It does nothing except grow! (I loved the cookies too. I've asked several people if they remember these these cookies & all butone person, had no clue what I was talking about. And I, Nostalgia Critic! Never! NC: A very special kind of gang, but, yes, slippery wet fun is guaranteed. Gah, this isnt life, this is make-believe! Which is probably why I gravitated to these! Announcer: Hi-C Ecto Cooler: Slimers new fruit drink. Its kind of like making Internet: The Cereal, isnt it? Pazuzu (from The Exorcist): (dubs over the boy) Your mother sucks cocks in Hell! NC (vo): Hell, yeah! Today, we look back to 1987, and meet a boy whose sister has a case of the gigglesover a cookie! I miss those days sometimes! I liked the funny faces on the cookies, and I though they were pretty good. It was tremendously wasteful and it would get me in trouble all the time. Me, Im just going to eat my peanut butter crackers at lunchtime and contemplate where happy snacking went wrong. Fine. Nabisco needs to bring these back! NC: (sings a la Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas) But I never intended all this bullshit. All the commercials show the Micro Machine Man, played by John Moschitta Jr., showing the viewers various Micro Machines sets in rapid-speed. It's good to know that I wasn't just imagining this. And just look at this incredible selection they have. (TV static transition to: Micro Machines commercials. (puts the photo down and sighs) Theres nothing left for me anymore.
It was delicious. Background singers: Two cereals in one! 
Announcer: Each sold separately. I did not get a case of the giggles, but I was all smiles as I twisted and scraped my way through these treats. I am a loser. Why does nothing ever turn out like it should? I remember them coming with a sheet of 4 stickers in every package. Announcer: Chia Teddy Bears! Boy: Actually, that's not why it tastes so good. This site almost makes me want to cry, seeing all these products from my childhood! Announcer: You can dash and splash on Wet Banana like Billy! And by God, I really tasted something swell! NC (vo): Oh, God! (TV static transition to: Nintendo Cereal System commercial. Well, how could they? Leader of the boys: (as a foreman) Come on, guys, there's work to do! I have been trying figure out the name of these cookies for the longest. Course, your mini Micro Machine vehicles plays a boast to the police station, the marine, the mini motorcycle repair shop, gas station, the construction office, work the real-working bridge highway, passing to wrapping garage doors. These cookies were sooooo good. And for the first time since (drinks a glass of water for a bit while the singing continues) I dont remember when, I felt just like my critical self again. Just commercials! What a weird idea. Youve been warned. He already sort of looks like a giant sperm. Come on Nabisco! All four Ninja Turtles: We're heroes in a half-shell, we're baking a surprise! But my absolute favorite is the caption at the bottom: Apple Jacks '94. I had a friend that would only eat the cream, which was great because I really only liked the cookie part back then. ), (TV static transition to: Popples commercial. He gets out all the information you need in seconds, literally seconds. Im a loser; a weak, pathetic loser. Oh, and there was also a peanut butter creme version, featuring an entire cafeteria of kids giggling. Here I was thinking this was going to be the commercial where no one actually did what the cookie tried to get you to do! I ate the cookies, but I couldn't remember the names until I saw a commercial for them on Youtube. Girl 1: Look, it's Jeff Armstrong. (The Nabisco logo appears with a Ding!), (TV static transition to: Crossfire commercial. (walks off-screen to sit at his desk) Well, folks, Im back! Thats how bored apparently we got! This was actually the one I remember better than the one in my own collection, but I think this is the one I saw more often. Probably so much trans fat. I wish they'd come back. This is, like, one of the most fucking epic commercials ever put on television. I just found out that the name of the cookies are giggles. . I loved these cookies!!! They were still awesome, and we loved every minute of em! Does anyone know what year these came out? Use them as swords. Boy Leader: Come on, guys, there's work to do! They are sold on Ebay. NC: You know, instead of the summer of (A new caption shown on the photo is shown. I mean, was a stick really too expensive to use as a sword, so you have to use these? To sweeten the deal, they also offered Giggles stickers. Feel free to buy as many as you like. Wha-- I spent my time watching this shit that people skip? (A screenshot of Tom Hanks' character in Big holding a toy prototype and saying, Make em bugs.). It was the one item I would never share or give away. giggles commercials terrifying , NC (vo): Yeah, cant go wrong with this game, and the song, it turns out, was pretty catchy, too. Announcer: Call 1-900-909-4300; $2 first minute, 45 cents each additional. But he likes the two kinds of creme in the middle! Nothing but commercials! That was great too. Commercials for this product always featured a kid explaining the cookie, and why they cant understand their younger siblings excessive giggling. (The TV turns itself on and throws a few books at him through the screen.) The kids get the cups, and what do they do? You are officially my favorite blog now LOL. I think the last time my mom bought them was in 1994, when i was 10. 
I loved those cookies, better than what they have out these days. We used to walk to the Wonder store to buy these. Better than E.L. Fudge, better than oreos, better than any cookie! crosbie tanya lippva profile Yet, I could not resist. Background singers: Nabisco! Aragorn: (from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King) For Frodo. I'm a dinosaur. It's like if Cocoa Puffs tasted like Oat Bran. That's what my ad says. I wish they would bring them back. , (NC gets energized with anticipation as the commercial continues and one of the players wins the game. NC: (to somebody offscreen) Hey, you got our basketball? Me and my sister would always fight over them. Im not a man! I remember being in about 5th grade eating them like a pig. Perhaps there's a recipe so that it was possible to make them at home. NC: Though it would probably be the first cereal where you have to be over 18 to eat it. I got 10 more years, suckers! oh man why did they stop making them along with so many other wonderful foods and drinks from the 80s? (All pose for the picture. The little guy with the ball cap was my favorite! (Zero spins in a vertical circle with joy.). I enjoy Oreos. Dave, WOW! Very good cookies. I lost it, though.
You heard me right, I would take the cream from the cookie and I would stack the discarded husks. These came in either chocolate or vanilla and had a creamy center. I'm so glad to see so many others loved these cookies as much as me.I wish they would bring them back!None of my friends remember these cookies, but at least I'm not alone. These cookies were soooo Good! Me and my little sister loved them! My sister swore up and down that these cookies never existed but I knew they did. I keep hearing theyre gonna make a new Ghostbusters movie sometime soon, and Im telling you right now: If they do not do a crossover with Ghostbusters 3 and bring Ecto Cooler back, somebody really will be a fucking ghost. I was born in 1978 so I got to grow up in the 80s and 90s! . One of the Ninja Turtles: Fresh from the sewers to you! I still think and talk about them all of the time. Nope, my husband saw the commercial when I was watching it a few days ago and said What the heck are those?!. aww how I miss them! And I just cant wait until my next review, Cause I got some new ideas that I really want to do! It was just Nintendo in general. I remember eating those while watching Alf on tv!
That means there were two bags in each box. NC (vo; as Barney): Hey, Fred, how can we celebrate Christmas if Jesus isnt born yet? Have you been a naughty little boy? Do you really have to put the word System at the end? Announcer: Could that be Mom on Wet Banana? Female Announcer: Magic Potty Baby and her magic potty. (gasps) Sandy Claws! (TV static transition to: A Chia Pets commercial. As cookies go, they were tasty, like any sandwich cookie that knows its stuff. The added bonus was the allegedly cute faces and two different kinds of creme. This isnt enough to make me giggle, but it certainly is enough to make me smile. When you make a call that costs money, theres usually a different idea behind it, and the idea of Santa being a part of that is pretty freaking creepy. NC (vo): Its like the world of Tron if it was run by Lucas (from the movie The Wizard). everyone I know thinks I'm half brain dead, they think these lil things never existed . And for a moment, why, I made directors cry! Rams! Its the most badass commercial ever! As a kid, I would often just eat the cream. But heres my favorite part of this commercial. The following are comments left about Giggles Cookies from site visitors such as yourself. (sadly munches on some potato chips), (Footage from a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies commercial plays.). I remember it so (stuffs his face with a cookie) Well, ever since last week, when the comments were made by the director of My Pet Monster, I've been doing a little thinking, asking myself some questions, likewhat the fuck am I doing with my life? I LOVED these cookies and I wish that they would bring them back. . I bet you have. It's funny how you remember things as a child. So, let's get started. Brings back memories of going to the store as a kid. He likes Giggles' funny faces. I remember that summer. . My friend and I used to eat this at the dining room table at my house. Announcer: Regular Wet Banana 25 feet long, and the new Wet Banana Super Slide 30 feet long! Power makes the cranes and hardhat. Like with all cream-filled cookies, I was obsessed with eating the filling, much to my mothers chagrin. NC (vo): Just pray that thing doesnt have to go Number 2. Three Clay Singers: After these messages Clay Fire Hydrant: (sings) After these messages Clay Cowboy: (sings) After these messages Clay Dog: (sings) After these messages (The title "After These Messages" is shown.). Slow, Deep Voice off-screen: Billy, its Mother. This was, like, the coolest drink ever, and, by God, it was the only good thing that snot-bubble Slimer ever produced. These were the best. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream ay, there's the rub: For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we- (NC explodes). Me and my brother used to love these things back in the mid 80's. Maybe I need to take a break from nostalgic movies and nostalgic TV shows and take a look at the stuff in between. Are you interested in buying coin operated horses or spring rocking horses??? My family was really rich and one year for my birthday my dad filled the swimming pool with Giggles cookies. THAT was Apple Jacks.
Not so much the commercials though). They had a pretty massive print and TV ad campaign featuring giggling kids enjoying these funny-faced sandwich cookies. NC (vo): Okay. (NC listens to an audio tape with headphones on. I thinks nabisco made them. My mom would always buy them. More than meets the eye! I'm a wreck! I've racked my brain over this, thank GOD it was on here!!!! NC: I could actually watch these ads all day. Fads & Fashion Section Navigation Follows. NC: (smiles) Yes, be like Billy and take a ride on the Wet Banana. (walks away), (Footage from various commercials plays.). Background singers: Crossfire! NC (vo): Yeah, those were good, but lets see how far we can really push it. ha. Announcer: Each sold separately from Koki! I miss them. Change), You are commenting using your Twitter account. NC (vo): If you liked it, good for you, but dont be surprised if you have a sudden fascination with Chia Paint Dry. All that marketing appeared to work, and soon they would release a third Giggles Cookie, Peanut Butter. Not that peanut butter sandwich crackers arent good, but theyre not Gigglesor cookies. NC (vo): Do you think the kids from It did that, like when they all took that picture together, they simply labelled it the summer of Apple Jacks '54?